Soccer World Cup Top Player

In anticipation of the soccer World Cup this summer, I've been training very hard, on and off field.

I tried to take advantage of every opportunity to score another goal into the empty net of adversity.

Just today at the dog park, I run into a majestic soccer ball that was seemingly left unused. I could not believe my luck and immediately took possession of it. The other dogs could only watch as I was displaying artful mastery of the ball. 

In the end, I had to reluctantly relinquish control of it, but not before a good photo and autograph signing session, alone, and with Billie.